Birfday visit!

On Wenzday, it will be mai birfday, hooray. I duz be furtene den.

Fur mai birfday, my hoomuns ave awwanged a speshull visit fur me.

I duz be gowin to see ‘Antee Karen’ who dux be gonna wemove sum warts fwom mai ‘ed an mai leg, az well az clip mai nails and mayk shure mai teefies are all okay.

Don’t fink I’m lukin furward to it vewy much!

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Strawberry mouse

I am chief of mouws gardin at da allotment. Da strawberry plants were all under fruit cages to pwotect dem fwom birds steeling dem. Until Joolsies spotted a mouws in da middle. Hoodad did stwip away all da cages and da strawberries don’t have any pwotection apart fwom me now. So I dyz tayk mai dooties sewiouslee

Dis is me on dootee

Dis is wot da fwoots of mai layburs luk like

Joolsies did eat da strawberry afta da photograph wuz taken

Poor little strawberry! But at least it mayd it, menny didn’t and were nommed by da mouws an den left wiv big mouwsy bites owt of dem! Pfft!

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Mai Scotlibobs Augtember 2015

I did jus come bak from mai holibobs in Scotland. I went wiv hoodad an joolsies an we staid in “The Rhins” on da peninshoola near Stranraer. We did stay in a luffly cottidge near Kirkcolm wot ad a field next to it. Der woz sheepz in da field as well as chickinz An geeseez an turkeez sumtimez. Dey dint tayk mutch notiss when I called tew dem. Pfft!

We did see lotz of beez wen we woz in da gardin – dis be wun of dem wot vizited us…

On Mundai we did vizit Portpatrick wot be furva down da peninshoola. I did do lots ov rolling in da titchy beach dere. We did meet da hoo-parents ov Buzz ( who went ova da rainbow bridge six munfs ago), dey sed I did luk like jus lyk im (dey watch me fwom da paf abuv da beach) an dey missing im vewy mutch. Joolsies an hoodad did tork to dem for arf ower bowt BT’s. Finking dey get wescoo BT vewy soon. Dey ad tattoos ov Buzz on dere arms an evreefing! Dey showed hoo-parents photo in dere wollit of dem wiv Buzz. Made hoo-parents finkz dey needs one wif me! Voila!

We did vizit da Mull of Galloway on Chewsdai, see…

It vewy windy and dey not let me go near da edg! Joolsies iz a bit timid lyk dat.

Dis be da foghorn (not in yews enny more)

An da lighthouse where a cheef lighthouse master an two assistants plus dere famlees yewsed tew live an werk before evreefing went horto-matic.  

Afta da lighthows visit we pootled ova to Drummore and played on anuva beach till sum clowds started tew look fretenin…

We also saw sum erlee Cwistian stones at a church, but dey behind glass an not esey  tew see.

On Wensdee we went back to PortPatric an went for a walk up da coast to Sandeel Bay where dere wiz a waterfall an a cave. I fort dey lukked lyk a fays with a hand curled up!

Aft a dat we went to a long beach called Ballantrae whot woz very flat. If a big enuf wave did come it would swamp all da little howses! We could see Ailsa Craig, an Arran, an da Carradale peninsular, an Ireland too. We seed Gannits diving in da sea and being acwobats in da air too.

Fursday was a big adventure as we dwived da furvest of da holibobs so far. Furst we visited Glenluce Abbey, we din’t go rownd but we did walk about in the lanes nearby.

It wiz a bit borwin I fort. Anyways, we den went back tewards Stranraer and hoodad took a wrong turn (kind of) and we ended up in Castle Kennedy Gardens. So da hoo-parents paid for themselves (being important I was allowed in fur fwee) an we went fur a toddle wound da gardens.

Dere is kwite a lot tew see. A big walled gardens wiv lots of rustling and sniffs goings on. A huge loch, well two weally wound the whole gardens, a giant-size pond of lilies (2 acres!!) an a castle. Da castle burneded down in 1714 and as not been rebilt

So da famlee now live in anuva massif hows

Der is also a Giants gwave!

Fwidai’s visit was to Aldouran Wetland Gardens. Dey is fwee to visit, but coz it is a community pwojict dere is a donations box at da entwance. I sitted on Joolsies knee fur arf an owa in da hide, watching a bwight wed skwirrel nomming from a box in a twee.

Dis be da hide fwom da skwirrels syd.

On da way owt Joolsies ad me sit in da “Little Otter” fur mai portwait.

Owa last walk of da holibobs woz on Kirkcolm beach, where yew ave to be careful of da swell fwom da ferries as dey can surge hooj waves up to 30 minits after da ferry az gon past. It woz vewy windy an mai earz keeped blowing insyd owt!

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Deer Diawee

Today I az bin to da Inntake where I az “fwo fwo’s”, den I ad ma nom back at da hows. Den we drived fru to York an parked in Wayt Rose wyl we walked into York centre. Makin shure ize replied to lots of peemails on da way. We ad a twot awound Barnitts but dey dint ave any filtas (woteva dey are) so we cawwied in to da York Museum Gardens where dere wuz Skwirrels pozin fur hoomans, Ize soon putted a stop to dat! Den weez (me n Joolsies) sat outside a artyzan food plays while Hoodad popped insyd (he ad a bag wen ee kem bak owt).
Insyd da bag woz 2 giant sossidge wolls one each fur dem! Pfft wot abowt ME I sez, but as yoosual dey ignored me. Eny way Hoodad finished furst so Joolsies gived ma leed to im while she az er woll. Hoodad gibbed ME a bit of iz cwust den. Fankoo Hoodad!
Joolsies allus gibs Hoodad da last bite of er noms (I alluz wundas why) and ee dwopped da hugest cwumb, but coz ee wuz now cawwying ME I cuddnt get it. Joolsies kem to da wescue wiv da owiginal bag wot wuz full of her cwumbs. She eld it whyl I shuved ma ed in fur a gud cwumb nommin seshun.
Afta we did get bak to da car we drived a bit more to a plays called Rodgers an they do allow BT’s in dere. So we ad a wanda rownd while Hoodad twied owt lots of weclinaz.
Den we drives to Cassul Howard where I ad ma customawy woll on da gwass followed by fro fro’s wiv an invisaball, followed by a twot awound da garden centre inclooding da shop (!) Dere was sum intwesting beds on a shelf wot I decyded needed a gud sniffin, but dey sed I ad enuff beds allweddy.
Den we went ome. Ize off to ma baskit now fur a long nap mai pals.

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Las minit Scottish holibob

Finks I duz need a bloggy bowt mai Holibobs wot wuz in Scotland. Dis be mainlee picshures an a videe-oh. Dis be ware we stayed – it nite time sew yoo can see da moon abuv da cottidge an owt … Continue reading

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Tew day I am SEVEN!, which in hoo-years makes me older dan Joolsies now. Dat means I can boss her arownd, right? It also means dat joolsies is now offishully da baby of dis famlee tee hee


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Por paw for Impi

Tewday we set off fur owa walk a bit erlia dan normul, cos Joolsie ad tew tayk er car tew da ospital fur a new mowf. It gotted its teefees mashed by a fezunt wot dived into da frunt of er car (wot she duz luv lowds)
Eny ways I didna wanna go on da walk and keptted draggin back. We ad got partway into da woods n joolsie fort I mite be limpin (I wuz tryin not to, onist)
Joolsie pikt me up an Mr S got owt da wipes (for da mud). Dere wuz a bit of a kafufful wiv pickin up an puttin down an I ended up wiv Mr S wile Joolsie wipt ma paws.
I snacht my paw back wen she wipt ma left frunt paw cos it stingd lots. Joolsie n Mr S saw dat dere be blud, so Mr S carreed me ome (n got mud all ova iz posh baa-burr).
I ad ma paws woshd in da baf, den Mr S rubbd medeesin creem on ma cut nayl-bed (or sumfing, not shur wot e ment). Den I ad ma noms.
Joolsie let me nuggul up wiv er on da been bag wile she wayted to go tew da car ospital. Now I duz be waytin for er to cum bak ome agen.
Opes yew is well as yew reed dis. *Kisses and nose wuzzes*

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Noo Yeer Grume

This morning afta mai walk on da beach, I was washed by Mr S! (wiv a wartring can – so undigneefied! At leest Joolsie dus yews da showa).
Den I ad mai noms (from Joolsie – who duz yewyally giv me a bit eggstra heehee)
Den Joolsie put on da grumin pinny and sit on da floor.

Yew will note dat da grumin pinny duz as neep on it. Dat cuz Joolsie duz like neep and did yewst to do spinnin wiv er spinnin wheel.
Joolsie duz be very gud at grumin, she mayks shure dat da comb wiv da big teef duzn’t tutch ma skin cos she noes dat it can urt if it digs in. She tests fings on erself befor she yewiz dem on mee.
She allus starts wiv mai ed and werks er way down mai bodee. If mai fur is reelly snagglee she olds it wiv one and n cowms it wiv da uva one.
Reellee dey shud be strippin me, but dey ave promisst to wayt till March or Aypril *paws crossed dat dey keep dere promiss*
Afta mai back is dun, Joolsie duz lay me on ma bak an werks on ma tummee n senssitivs

Yewyally I duz snooz off at dis bit cos its veery cumfy an soovin.
Wen all da snarls an snagglees is gon, joolsieduz get da flee cowm and do me all ova agen. She ses I luk lyk I Iz made of silk wen dis bit is dun

Den she allus mayks shure dat she duz me all ova wiv da bristlee brush. She ses dat it do be gud for mai cowt, coz it stymoolates da oils to go onto ma fur an inshoolayt me agenst da wevva an cowld.

Fynally she do anoynt me wiv speshul smellin stuff mayd by a cumpanee called Aura-Soma. Dey mayk oils wot are 2 colurs at wunsz. Joolsie shayks dem to mix da colur an den rubs it all ova mai fur. I yewyally sniff er ands after and lik off sum of da smell. Today she yewsd a purpul an grene wun.
I iz allus appy afta mai grume.


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I duz ave a new bed wiv lots ov aksessorees

Mai nuw ( ish) bed is very soft n skwishee! It Iz fawn n brown wiv a paw print on da side so dat da hoomuns no dat it not fur dem. Mai frend on Twitta will already no boat my nuw bed cos dey bin tri-in to gees wer I Iz heehee!

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Where am I?

Me n @kelsoterrier n @BunnersAndHarvs ave bin avin a conversashun on Twitter bowt where I iz in ma picshures.
I az bin leavin clews on a reglearh baysis for dem to gess where I iz.
So far deze ar sum ov da picshures wot I az posted.

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